“I drew a map of Canada, oh Canada, with your face sketched on it twice.”
Texts from this morning below. My friend’s name has been changed to protect his privacy. And by privacy, I mean job (for as long as he decides to keep it). We’ll call him “Baby Spice”.
Baby Spice: Is it bad to put in your two weeks and then use two sick days to go to Niagra Falls?
Me: Not if you go to the Canadian side. Going to Canada is considered a sickness.
Baby Spice: Lol
I got a surprise in the mail from my mother today:
