For Kyle
I was at the bar by my house the other night, and I met a boy named Matt. We were having a lovely conversation, and then…
“I have to leave. I’m going to my friend Mike’s house for dinner,” I said.
“Why don’t you ditch your friend Mike and come to my apartment and make out with me?” Matt suggested.
“Does that really work on girls? I just met you an hour ago. I don’t make out with boys that I just met an hour ago,” I replied.
He looked shocked. “Really? You’re a prude. I’ve given head to people I just met an hour ago.”
“Oh, well that’s really nice of you. I don’t consider myself a prude. But I’m still not going home with you,” I told him.
“You’re so cute,” he said.
“Thanks.”
Tags: bar, boys, brooklyn, confusion, making out, the duck, williamsburg
May 22nd, 2010 at 4:02 pm
When I was in New York I really wanted to try out something similar on a girl, but I felt like mine was much more inspired.
“You wanna make out?”
If yes, make out. If no…
“Hey, let me try this from another angle: do you like Coldplay?”
Much better, right?
May 23rd, 2010 at 1:16 pm
One of my friends used the line “Can we just go to your place and listen to your iPod?” It didn’t work, but for some reason I thought it was cute…