A Brief Talk with Jewy J

“Your blog is gay,” Jewy J said.

“Ugh, so gay,” I agreed.  “I was going to write about zombies today but now I’m writing about something else.  I suck.  I’ll get to zombies tomorrow.”

“I was just kidding, I like reading it,” he admitted.  “Well, can I be honest?  It’s too well written.”

I laughed.  “I’d like to take that as a compliment.”

He continued.  “It’s like you’re developing a novel rather than literaizing your thoughts.  You like that word I made up?”

I ignored his question and responded to the statement prior.  “I’m okay with that.”

“Okay, then cool.  Yeah I guess, I mean, I guess that’s what a blog is – it’s for other people as much as yourself,” he said.  “I mean, it is writing for the public so I guess it should be well written, like a column in a newspaper.”

“Honestly, it’s just how I write,” I told him.

“Well then you’re gay,” Jewy J decided.  “Not in the cool hip way.  In the dork way.”

“Maybe I should get it published!” I said in jest.

He joked back.  “You should publish on that site called My Life is Completely and Utterly Boring.”

I thought for a moment.  “But even though you think I’m gay, you kind of like reading it?” I asked.

“Yeah, I totally enjoy reading it,” he said.

Like I said before – it’s nice when you have the support of your friends.

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