Things That Were Said (Vol. 3)
“What’s the deal with the quote posts lately? Bit lazy, dontcha think?”
“I don’t know how to control you.”
“Tall guys have smelly feet. Fact.”
“She was too good looking to not kiss.”
“I’d rather fuck a gay man than someone who’s high all the time.”
“Luckily I used shave minimizing creme, so I won’t have to shave my hands for a while.”
“That felt so rad. It rattled my esophagus.”
“I know that someone’s not a good person when they like Kelly over Brenda.”
“She hasn’t had sex in seven years. That’s enough to declare someone legally dead, or married.”
“Saving the world, one six-pack ring at a time.”
“You hate your life, I love onion rings.”
“Maybe her house was on fire when she got dressed this morning. Then it’s acceptable.”
“I can’t relate to people who don’t watch LOST.”
“Some prostitutes jog.”
“I like it like this: leather jacket weather.”
“Why don’t you go hang out at the museums, libraries, and banks? That’s where you meet quality men.”
“It’s supposed to be fun.”
“Dude, the mountains are blue. That means it’s cold.”
“I wonder if kids in Japan get tattoos of English things on them.”
“When I leave you, I’m going to get Gatorade.”
“I used to hook up with a kid on Orchard Street, and then I would come here and eat pizza.”
“I was at the concert they filmed for Dawsen’s Creek. It was the only time I ever punched someone.”
“I kind of want to eat your burp.”
“Nap? You want to take a nap? What are you, 80?”
“Funner is radder than more fun.”
“Is my McSwiggin’s still on?”
“That was epic. She ruined everything.”
“She fell in love with his calves, lips, and love letters.”
“I’m still not really sure what happened.”